Me: Everyone looks at me and thinks I'm Latino.
11-Year-Old: But then they meet you and realize you're whiter than a polar bear in a snowstorm eating white bread.
I love my kids.
About to buy a plane ticket to Bogota for a five-day break I have in mid-September to go visit German, because the ticket is only $397. …Please, everyone tell me this is a great idea so I don’t feel bad about it.
I will gladly take your rocket ride.
Juice Fast day 7
Good Lord, I am so sick of eating fruit and vegetable juice. I think I’m going to give in and shorten from 14 days to 10 days. I don’t know, I’ll figure that out on Wednesday, I guess. I am CRAVING food. Like, I can’t stop watching the Food Network. I’ve downloaded twenty podcasts of the Food Schmooze and Splendid Table to listen to on the way to work and back. It...
Do you ever look at someone’s Facebook profile and just think their photos section is sorely lacking in shirtless pics?
Rehearsing before going into the studio.
I can't believe I just worked a ten-hour day after...
TWO MORE WEEKS of this.
I like it when
my friend does nothing but complain about her boyfriend, and then they get engaged. Sounds cool.